Someone just emailed this to me. +++++++ George: (While preparing bicarb) She invites me up at twelve o clock at night, for coffee. And I don't go up. "No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think of me. Jerry: She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee. George: She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex. Elaine: Maybe coffee was coffee. George: Coffee's coffee in the morning, it's not coffee at twelve o clock at night. Elaine: Well some people drink coffee that late. George: Yeah, people who work at NORAD, who're on twenty-four hour missile watch. Everything was going along so great: she was laughing, I was funny. I kept saying to myself "Keep it up, don't blow it, you're doing great." Elaine: It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time. ...
Kyle, I lost a comment of yours, about when we decided to move...? Can you direct me to it?
ReplyDeleteOh, yow, wow. Two weeks, or are you out the door this evening?
ReplyDeleteWill you be on the dole? Getting pogey?
ReplyDeleteRepeated here:
ReplyDeleteSo when exactly did you make the decision to move to Canada? (I looked through the archives, and found your reasons why Canada, and why now, but not when you made up your mind)
When you started saving up money a couple of years ago, had you already decided where you were going to go?
Congratulations on freeing yourself from yet another impediment to your move. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, "August 28", yeah... never mind. :)
ReplyDeleteWould you like me to go stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one handy...
Guess this is one of those few times one can actually say "congratulations on becoming unemployed."
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So, Congrats to you, L-G!!!!
Yes, congratulations is an odd thing to say to the unemployed. But, congratulations.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everybody!
ReplyDeleteI'm technically not unemployed until the end of August, and even then we'll have writing income (though that isn't enough to live on long-term). But it felt so good to take this step!
Kyle, that's a good question. I'll blog on it tomorrow morning.
Would you like me to go stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one handy...
I love this line. It is just too, too funny.
ALPF, how great! Get this, I am actually registered at that 43things site. I signed up so I could lend encouragement to another American interested in making the move. I will visit them both, and blog on it further...
ReplyDeleteCongrats to you and happy unemployment!
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