things i heard at the library: an occasional series: #25
A customer approaches the information desk, hopping mad. "You must kick this man out of the library! You must make him leave!" I immediately get up and come around the desk, immediately on high alert, thinking, call security, call 911. "What's going on?" She leads me to the offending man: "He is sleeping! In the library!" I relax. Me: "That's all right. That's not against our code of conduct." We reach the man. He is asleep. That is all. Mean customer: "You allow this? You allow a homeless person to sleep in the library? That's disgusting!" Me: "As long as he's not bothering anyone or breaking any rules..." MC: "Libraries are for studying! Or relaxing with a book! Not for sleeping!" Me: "Libraries are for many things. Different people use the library for different reasons." MC: "No! No! That's disgusting! In Canada! A man sleeping in the library! I never thought I would see such...